"Every person's an adventure, every laugh is a vacation."

"One smart fellow he felt smart

Two smart fellows they felt smart

Three smart fellows they all felt smart!"

Said rapidly

If you’re in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn the headlights on does anything happen?

In November, I had to run to the hardware store to get two Havahart traps after I heard a family of squirrels playing badminton in my attic! For these squirrels, you need a smaller trap and peanut butter. A sure thing and painless! I had already caught three, and I was dropping them 3 miles away at a Stop'n'Shop parking lot! Later that night, I caught three more, with two in one trap, making a grand total of S I X!!! Two hours after that, I got number seven, then eight!! The trap was moved a couple FEET so the mom must have been up there too!! I was really getting tired of driving them one by one miles away to let them out. The next morning I checked them to find that I had caught number nine! And then later that day, number ten and eleven! Those incestuous little nuggets.

1. Dead to Me. Watch it.

2. Did you see the last Bill Maher? Check it out. No, seriously.

3. Anthropocene: The Human Epoch - cool doc about human....stuff.

3. Sahara. Feels like you're there. 

4. Norsemen. Check it out.

5. Watching Fareed Zakaria while I drive. Recommended.

6. Turn on the Voice, now - I mean, NOW!!

7. Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead. CLASSIC.

8. Three Amigos. "Look up here, look up here." I can't. 

By the way, did you read the last David Brooks column?

Great story. I'll tell you again later.

More recs n tales on the way.